Carb-Jitsu
Pizza beats Pretzel. Pretzel beats Bagel. Bagel beats Pizza. A card game for two at the back table of Joe's Pizza, with the bodega cat presiding.

Every pizzeria in the city has one table where the big arguments get settled. At Joe’s Pizza, it’s Carb-Jitsu: two players, a hand of five cards each, one very serious food fight.
Where to Play
- Quick Match or Create Lobby on the Games tab (F), or a friend’s code or link. Finding a Game
- The chalkboard by the window table at Joe’s Pizza.
- Nobody around? Play a Local, and a city local sits down across from you.
The Rules
- Both players pick a card at the same time from a hand of 5: click it, or press 1 to 5. You have 15 seconds; if the clock runs out, it picks for you.
- The cards flip together. Food beats food:
- Pizza beats Pretzel (it’s a whole meal).
- Pretzel beats Bagel (knots beat holes).
- Bagel beats Pizza (breakfast comes first).
- Same food? The higher number (2 to 12) wins. Equal numbers tie.
- The winner keeps the card on their tray. Every card also has a borough color: Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, The Bronx or Staten Island.
- Win the match with three of one food from three different boroughs, or one of each food from three different boroughs.
Special Cards
Specials only work when their card wins the round:
| Card | What it does |
|---|---|
| Rent Control | Next round, the lower number wins. |
| Rent Hike | Their next card is worth 3 less. |
| Tow Truck | Tows away one of their tray cards from the same borough. |
Winner Stays On
Up to 6 people can sit at a table. The winner keeps the seat, the next in line plays them, and everyone else watches. Letting the clock play 4 rounds in a row, or staying disconnected for 30 seconds, forfeits the match.
Rewards
| Reward | How |
|---|---|
| Coins and XP | Every match: 15 coins for a win and 5 for a loss against another player. Prizes |
| Carb Loading stamp | Play a game of Carb-Jitsu. |
| Table Boss stamp | Win 3 games in a row at one table. |
| Your best score | Your longest win streak at one table. |
